DEAR GOD WHY

goddamn cat cannot even roll over on the carpet correctly without tearing off her own claws >:{

SERIOUSLY HOW HAVE YOU STAYED ALIVE FOR 15 YEARS, CAT

wirelessinfidelity:

apatheticghost:

boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

I’m pretty sure when I feel a tingly wetness in my nether regions, it’s not because I’m hungry or bored

If your vagoo tingles and gets wet when you’re hungry or bored, you might be wired incorrectly

GET OUT OF MY TOWN YOU HOMELESS POCKFACED LIPS MANLIS MONSTROSITY

I swear, ever since I built the campsite, the only animals that come by and want to move into my town are the UGLIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’ve been playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf since Sunday. XD 
My boyfriend had the Cat Hat and Cat Dress for sale in his town, and he bought both for me :3 WHAT A GOOD BOYFRIEND. ;_;
Anyway, here I am, desperately fishing in order to grind Bells in order to pay off my home loan so I don’t have to live below the poverty line just like in EVERY OTHER GODDAMNED ANIMAL CROSSING GAME. XD
I’ll keep posting pics if amusing things happen in my town, and maybe some fanart! XD

I’ve been playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf since Sunday. XD 

My boyfriend had the Cat Hat and Cat Dress for sale in his town, and he bought both for me :3 WHAT A GOOD BOYFRIEND. ;_;

Anyway, here I am, desperately fishing in order to grind Bells in order to pay off my home loan so I don’t have to live below the poverty line just like in EVERY OTHER GODDAMNED ANIMAL CROSSING GAME. XD

I’ll keep posting pics if amusing things happen in my town, and maybe some fanart! XD

http://breezles.tumblr.com was trying to learn me on the new features in Pokemon X/Y but I stopped listening after YOU GET TO RIDE UR POKEMANS AROUND TOWN

http://breezles.tumblr.com was trying to learn me on the new features in Pokemon X/Y but I stopped listening after YOU GET TO RIDE UR POKEMANS AROUND TOWN

HIPSTER CAT AIN’T GOT TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT

catshirt from http://www.cat-toure.com/

collar is mine/it’s a leather dog collar, i don’t remember where i bought it XD

Time for me to fly Oh, I’ve got to set myself free Time for me to fly That’s just how it’s got to be I know it hurts to say goodbye, but it’s time for me to fly 
 
mostly because LOOK AT THE LAYER OF BIRDSHIT AROUND THE NEST JESUS CHRIST GUYS COME ON

Time for me to fly 
Oh, I’ve got to set myself free 
Time for me to fly 
That’s just how it’s got to be 
I know it hurts to say goodbye, but it’s time for me to fly 

 

mostly because LOOK AT THE LAYER OF BIRDSHIT AROUND THE NEST JESUS CHRIST GUYS COME ON

When you’re the best of friends
Having so much fun together
You’re not even aware
You’re such a funny pair
You’re the best of friends

When you’re the best of friends

Having so much fun together

You’re not even aware

You’re such a funny pair

You’re the best of friends

Am I the only cat owner on the planet whose cat’s fur is so thick that I have to shave a spot on her scruff in order to apply her flea preventative to her skin? XD

Her entire coat is “undercoat”. She doesn’t have an outercoat/guard hairs. She is just one large ball of thick, impenetrable undercoat. XD It means she is incredibly, unbelievably soft - chinchilla-soft. But, it also means the fur is impossibly thick.

So, when I try to part her fur to get to her skin to apply the Advantage, I… can’t see her skin. I dig and dig through the fur, but never get to the skin. So, I grab my clippers and shave a fashionable rectangle into her pelt! >_>

I’m pretty sure the flea preventative’s mechanism requires absorption into the skin to work (meaning it can’t just sit around on her fur), so I HAVE to get it onto her skin somehow.

ANYWAY, long story short, here is my cat’s constant, fashionable shaved spot and my desperate attempts to justify it XD Also, in these pictures, you can see the results of her attempts to groom the shaved spot by twisting her head around and trying to lick it XD 

I couldn’t sleep last night, and got the idea in my head to take a series of self-portrait photos of myself instead.

MOST ACCURATE PHOTOS OF ME EVER

p.s. not sure why i feel the need to justify this, but my walls/ceiling are painted yellow, not cigarette/age/ghost/pee-stained or something XD